diabetic albert

Its a diabetic kid that cant get fat because hes diabetic

Dang that kid Albert D is such a diabetic albert no wonder hes skinny.

by 404unknownkid March 30, 2022

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Cold Albert

1) Poop on plate
2) Stick poopy plate in freezer
3) Wait several hours
4) Put frozen poop back in poop shoot
5) Poop out frozen poop on partner
6) Repeat

Endless fun

Cold alberts are great fun for the family

by Cold albie April 1, 2013

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Albert

Liz's property

Albert belongs to lizi

by Assxrack April 23, 2022

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Albert Boorla

A boorish vax nazi screwing everybody up the ass with poison vaccines

Albert Boorla make over 24 million dollars in stock options during the plandemic

by D Flawless March 18, 2022

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albert

i like to touch myself inappropriately to anime

i would hate to be an albert!

by jinjerboi November 22, 2021

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Albert is someone who doesn't know how to socially interact much. He isn't a person to talk to a lot of people or text anyone. He's always single. He is the type of guy to cheat if he ever gets a girlfriend because he never had many girls to begin with and seeks female validation. Once you get to know him and be close to him, he is such a sweet guy and will care so much about you. He is also the worst person to argue with because he is as slow as a turtle when it comes to pointing out things or trying to prove you wrong. He is always wrong btw.

He's usually very hot and you just wanna lick him all over, but his friends are so much hotter which whom you also would like to lick all over.

Person 1: Go ask Albert for his friends snap for me.

Person 2: No he's weird he barely talks, you do it.

by nigeras_23 November 23, 2021

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