absolute age

The actual age of an object.

The absolute age of this rock is 3,232 year.

by Dada truth April 28, 2006

absolem

Opium smoking blue Caterpillar in Alice in Wonderland

Girl: "Woah! Was that a blue Caterpillar!?"

Guy: "Yeah and I think he was smoking a hookah...is this a dream?"

Talking Flower: "Absolem! It means Absolute!"

by NerdleNerdle November 2, 2014

Absolute

it is also an agreeing word. responding with this word can mean your agreeing.

P1: this shows going to be awesome
P2: absolutely

by jude-e December 5, 2001

Absolute

Similar to Trill. When someone is thought of to be Absolute they are known as being serious, to the point, strictly the real and they get it done in an absolute no ifs manner. No questions asked. New termanlogy courtesy of Foreknow Apparel fam worldwide.

That head is Absolute. He comin' correct.

by Foreknow 4NO Apparel December 9, 2008

absolut

absolute, especially in reference to popular trends (from the advertisements intended to convey the Swedish origins of Absolut Vodka)

The modern version of the ancient sport is less than absolut.

by The Return of Light Joker August 25, 2011

abdol

Abdol, is a fat, lard monster, that enjoys chips and energy drinks. He is often named "Ahmad" but mostly called an abdol

Strangers: Wow, look at that gigantic abdol, i bet he likes lard

Abdol: fak u makkafakka bich fuckfaec

by Abdahl September 23, 2013

Absolute Unit

A person weighing 660 lbs or more. A unit is half absolute so it is 330 lbs at this point. You can call a unit a Half Absolute if you choose.

Holy fuck look at that guy, he's the size of a small car!

Yeah that man is an absolute unit.

by AbusementPark November 4, 2018