Road Traveler

The "Politically Correct" term for the modern day "Hobo". They are generally young adults that you see at intersections looking for rides to a warmer place or the next concert. Typically with a dog and terrible hair. They are generally from wealthy families that they reject accept for the money.

Look, there's a couple of road travelers with a sign asking for a ride to the next Phish concert.

by Upsidedownbiker November 21, 2021

travel butt

A minor yet uncomfortable bodily affliction whereas when one becomes constipated for the first few days on a trip due to their gut feeling shy about being in unfamiliar surroundings.

I haven't pooped since the plane landed three days ago. No, it's nothing serious, just a classic case of travel butt.

by Blossomandroot May 4, 2024

Travel Chump

When you're travelling on a bus and your penis becomes erect.

"Oi bro that kid's got a travel chump."

by madman89990 March 30, 2015

Travel

Having fun, Seeing new things, For some of us it’s our dream :)

I travelled wit my friends

by Fvduh January 10, 2022

Time travel

Sorry but T'pol said that the Vulcan high council determined time travel is impossible

The Vulcan high council determined time travel is impossible

by Female_Body_Inspector April 23, 2019

Don't stand for the traveler

Another term for patience

A good example of patience of the Wet-Nanny, is Don't stand for the traveler!

by HOMOSAPIEN LOGIC COORDINATOR January 15, 2024

The Time Traveler

The act of smashing a clock with a hammer and forcing the jagged debris into a small sock and covering it it lubricant and then violently fitting it in somones anus only to remove it after 48 hours

Mr Morris hit me with The Time Traveler in the tesco's toilet and my anus is very saw

by echo419monty69 July 25, 2022