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husband steal

Verb. When someone (usually a woman but it can be a man for gay couples) steals somebody else's husband. This usually happens by seduction but could also happen through slowly forming emotional attachments that become sexual in nature.
"That woman Laura is a real pistol! You know she made a husband steal with Donna's ex-husband George? She's the reason they got divorced!"
by Jonah Falk March 7, 2012
mugGet the husband stealmug.

Steal a nugget

to steal ones lunch or ones object
Steve: " man, yo lunch looking good. Lemme steal a nugget"
by zooman1818 November 15, 2017
mugGet the Steal a nuggetmug.

Steal

Borrowing someone's property without asking and takes it forever, with the exception of not alerting them.
You can't say "I steal a bank" because there is no way you would just simply blend in there and grab cash.

Dude remember that someone stole millions of dollars from a bank in China at night, sneakily and had the guards to let him do his job.
by Hectare Acres July 14, 2023
mugGet the Stealmug.

Navy Steal

A person who did not serve in the military, but commits stolen valor from real U.S. Navy SEALs.
Person 1- “Look at Steven’s Facebook profile, he wrote the He’s a Navy Seal.”

Person 2- “I’ve known him straight out of high school, he never enlisted in any branch. Navy STEAL sounds more like it.”
by The Dequalizer August 8, 2019
mugGet the Navy Stealmug.

Mr. Steal Yo Meal

The friend or flatmate whose glistening fingers are always in your food.

Mr. Steal Yo Meal keeps very little in his own refrigerator. Eyewitness reports typically mention fuzzy half-eaten salads from Sweetgreen, cold lasagna, and the last slice in the packet of cold cuts. Though he is never seen preparing his own food, Mr. Steal Yo Meal is never hungry because in under a second, his arachnid-like digits can pilfer half a portion of fries and a pan full of pasta you were going to eat later.
1. "Your Honor, the defendant was caught smacking his lips despite having not cooked any dinner for himself. The defense rests."
2. "The Judge finds Mr. Steal Yo Meal guilty of Grand Theft Nuggets and sentences him to a trip to the grocery store on his own damn card."
by daltonjfk November 6, 2019
mugGet the Mr. Steal Yo Mealmug.

mob steal

In MMORPG games, when anyone trying to defeat a mob, hitting last damage to mob and get all mob defeating rewards.
He is mob stealing, stealed my 55lvl mob!
by FakirOyuncu December 4, 2016
mugGet the mob stealmug.

Steal-o

The Australian tradition of temporarily stealing ones belongings in a work environment without their knowledge.
Steal-os mate (whilst holding chazzer's kazoo aloft)
by Sfbbfnfjsksn November 9, 2021
mugGet the Steal-omug.

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