too hard pile

The generic cover-all approach used to house all tasks that are deemed to be too difficult in stature at that present point in time.

It can be used as an excuse for laziness, or as a rapid-fire answer to a complex question.
Tim: Hey man, wanna go to the movies Friday night?

Joe: Nah bro, too hard pile (holds up hands in the shape of a basket)

The above action is typically useful in a setting where it is difficult to hear one another, over loud music for example.
by positivelynegative March 1, 2011
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[artimus pile driver]

a very narrow penis shaft with an enormous penis head
the only reason i had an orgasm was because of his artimus pile driver
by rich horak December 15, 2006
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Mississippi Pile Driver

A shovel that is unnecessarily sharp and wide.
Oh u think?..... That I?...And We??.....pshhhh... BOI, my Mississippi Pile Driver can fix yo shit.
by Thugtacular October 13, 2011
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nubile fur pile

"Nubile fur pile" is what Ewoks call each in the throes of passion.
"Eat my peach fish!" said Cynthia Ewok, spreading her furry legs.

"With great joy, my nubile fur pile," said Gregor Ewok, his tongue fluttering like a hummingbird's wings.
by scodder May 8, 2010
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pile of salt

Yea man I left a pile of salt on her tits last night
by Jlong5822 February 23, 2015
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Reverse Pile Driver

A sexual position similar to Pile Driver, but the giver pivots 180 degrees so that he is facing away from the receiver.
They had tried the Pile Driver position, but wanted something a little different, so they tried the Reverse Pile Driver position and loved it.
by bjmike April 28, 2010
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