Passport-seeking missile

Someone instigating a whirlwind romance and entering into marriage with a hapless victim for the express intent of gaining citizenship in the victim's country. Whereas a gold-digger needs to be in the same location as their victim, passport-seeking missiles can lock on to targets in the US from as far away as the APAC region via Internet dating.

Tyler: Wow, Kiki just divorced Norbert... they'd only been together a few years.
Conrad: Yeah... I tried to warn him but he didn't want to listen and married a passport-seeking missile!

by <LeIgHthaL> December 30, 2022

taint missile

When u accidentally pull your Weiner out too far when you're plowing a chick and you ram it into her taint.

I was cock blasting a chick really hard and I accidentally pulled a thrust out too far and gave her a taint missile that hurt so bad that it made the cold war look like a trip to Disney Land.

by Inspector Taint July 5, 2014

Dick Missile

America's latest, greatest, and most effective sucka-seeking explosive projectile since Nagasaki. (Funded willingly by you, the taxpayer.)

Chill bro. If North Korea wants to pick a fight, our dick missiles will send them back to the stone age.

by JohnnyApocalypse October 1, 2015

milking the missile

Jacking off

My wife divorced me after realising I’ve been milking the missile to Uncle Grandpa hentai for the past five years.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

Fish missile

Launching a fish out the car window at a high speed to hit another vehicle

I just fish missiled that Chevy over there

I’m going to throw a fish missile

by Mindyourshit October 24, 2022

Car Missile

The act of throwing drinks or food at people or other cars from your own car. This could be cans left in the car, old drinks, fast food etc. If a driver or person is giving you a bad time throw a Car Missile at them and speed off.

"I got a kid in my fucking car and you're driving like an asshole, you want to video tape me. FUCK YOU!"
"Is that all?"
*Proceeds to use an old Wendy's chocolate frosty as a Car Missile*

by big smelly bastard March 13, 2022

Missile Crisis Feeling

A term for a hushed silence which usually accompanied by fear, anxiety, or anticipation. (Sometimes one or more or even rarely all)

A hush silence fell upon the room. A sort of Missile crisis feeling as nobody moved

by Theamazinggeek March 8, 2015