candy raped

to buy an assortment candy and to get mostly the worst flavor

I bought a pack of skittles and got candy raped by all of the lemons i got

by Mr.scratchie October 30, 2010

pig candy

Bacon. A much beloved food. Goes well with everything.

"What's for dinner?" "Pig candy sandwiches." "Yippee!, can I have mine on white bread with mayo?"

by KnoxvilleDancer February 6, 2010

candy read

a book that is read usually to kill time . usually no or a thin plot, simple/static characters or even cliched heros/heroines. in a broader sense, a wildly popular but poor book.

twilight saga, candy read

by Silver_Serenity September 26, 2010

Orange Candy

another word for adderall.

Bob: hey tom you got some orange candy?
Tom: Yeah, here you go.

by wichita123 July 30, 2009

Candy gams

A word for really sweet pussy.

Guy to friend: I almost went into a diabetic coma when Shelley gave me those candy gams last night.

by ex_lax70 November 8, 2016

Candy Stain

A stain caused in a females underwear caused by excitement.

Hence female jizz!!!

I've candy stained more women than a million dollar rap star.

by Moshae Music June 9, 2010

cube candy

Someone who is hired only on the basis of his or her physical attractiveness.

Don't ask the new office manager for help; he's strictly cube candy.

by Uncle Snark March 2, 2010