by jackstirlingHEAVYPOTENT January 3, 2019
Get the Hardest cunt in hamiltonmug. Who: Bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a scottsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the carribean by provadence impoverished in squalor
Parents: When he was ten his father split, full of it, debt ridden two years later see Alexander's mother bed ridden half dead, sittin in their own sick, the scent thick- And Alex got better but his mother went quick
Job: Started workin, clerkin for his late mother's landlord
Where: Well, the word got around, they said, 'this kid is insane, man!' took up a collection just to send him to the mainland
Parents: When he was ten his father split, full of it, debt ridden two years later see Alexander's mother bed ridden half dead, sittin in their own sick, the scent thick- And Alex got better but his mother went quick
Job: Started workin, clerkin for his late mother's landlord
Where: Well, the word got around, they said, 'this kid is insane, man!' took up a collection just to send him to the mainland
my name is Alexander Hamilton, And theres a million things I haven't done, but just you wait... just you wait...
by a.mbr15 October 3, 2023
Get the Hamiltonmug. A guy with all the love in the world to give, just to several people a day. He’s a guy that will spoil you until you’re hooked then rip it all away. He’ll overstep the line, just for shits and giggles, and take no accountability for it. Suddenly you’re just a thorn in his side, an occasional convenience, nothing more…
by VanillaGurl January 27, 2025
Get the Dan Hamiltonmug. by Bobbyjoe05 September 7, 2021
Get the Hamilton Missourimug. by original_hams April 14, 2024
Get the Evan Hamiltonmug. it is an american sex act where you stick a quill up someone’s mouth and fill their ass with ink.
i love doing this with my homies and you should too!
i love doing this with my homies and you should too!
bro 1: i just gave my gf an alexander hamilton
bro 2: no way, i wanna get alexander hamilton’d too man!
bro 2: no way, i wanna get alexander hamilton’d too man!
by sadist shitbag August 26, 2022
Get the alexander hamiltonmug. Ewan Hamilton is probably bad at skatboarding but can kick flip. Most Ewan Hamilton's drink way to much monster and probably have a heart rate of 130 BPM. Most likely ginger as it is an Irish name. Being Irish he gets way to drunk every weekend and blacks out at 11pm.
Guy 1. Why is Ewan Hamilton passed out already it's only 11:00
Guy 2. He's Irish and drinks beer as if it's water. I think he finished all of our liquor.
Guy 2. He's Irish and drinks beer as if it's water. I think he finished all of our liquor.
by Fehcnawe June 28, 2019
Get the Ewan Hamiltonmug.