Work Jerk

The person who really hates working at their job and treats all their fellow employees like crap. They usually start lots of fight, yell a lot, and never ever smile or have anything good to say.

Husband: I hate my new job.

Wife: Whats wrong?

Husband: Well they put me working with Jim and he's my department's work jerk. He hates everything and he hates me for no reason. I mean I just started!

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 3, 2010

Work porno

Facebook, Myspace girls in bikini's. Work acceptable skin pictures.

"This Facebook sure does make for good work porno"

by OneOfMany111 July 9, 2009

Work amnesia

When told to work or have to you automatically "forget".

Boss: I want this paperwork on my desk in an hour!
Worker: uh OK
Boss: Where's the paperwork?
Worker: I forgot I have a serious case of work amnesia.

by Wow I forgot my name September 21, 2011

work late

An excuse scummy men use to their wives, which means "I'm f***ing the secretary after work."

"Honey, I have to work late tonight."
(he's so f***ing someone!)

by Marciexx April 27, 2008

Work Jerk

Mastuerbating in the bathroom at work, to a co-worker.

There's a new secretary on staff. You can't keep your eyes off of her and you can't stop thinking about her. She just walked by and gave to a hard-on. Now you have to go to the men's room and squeeze out a Work Jerk.

by Buch73 October 14, 2009

Work on the Penske File

To slack off/do nothing at work, under the guise of being very busy. First used in an episode of the American television show “Seinfeld”.

I took a nap at the office yesterday while my boss though I was working, since I decided to Work on the Penske File.

by Guardedshock July 12, 2020

work from home

It should've been like working in between breaks from life but it is rather living in between breaks from work

I'm stuck in work from home, can't talk WhatsApp only.

by corporate_trash November 9, 2020