Woke Remorse

When a non BIPOC person who claims to be “woke” gets called out on their unconscious privilege

and begs for forgiveness to absolve their guilt.

Her fake ass apology reeked of woke remorse, I felt like the pope the way she was begging for forgiveness, girl bye.

by Ain’t Playin’ August 24, 2022

Anti-Woke

A conservative snowflake that lives in fear of facts, history, books and drag queens.

The anti-woke governor of Florida is leading a crusade to protect the children of florida from learning about slavery and black history.

by prfsrX March 2, 2023

Stay woke

Phrase used to make sure people around you are aware of reality like the fact that the moon landing was faked or the fact the 9/11 was a government conspiracy or the fact the communists still run around the U.S.

Woke person: Are you a communist?
Unwoke person: What?
Woke person: That sounds like something a communist would say. stay woke.

by Stay woke fam June 8, 2017

stay woke

Wake up from the bullshit you're speaking. Say this when someone is obviously talking out of their ass.

5'2" white guy: I swear I've been in the gym getting ready for the NBA Draft!
Person in touch with reality: Stay woke lil nigga. You ain't shit

by Trizzy @Tre February 17, 2015

Woke milk

Woke milk is a term that defines any alternative or fake milk product made that is not made by the mammary glands of mature female animals. Examples of woke milk are Soy, Almond, Oat and Coconut type liquids. Woke milks are a recent addition to the human dietary profile against animal milks which have been consumed by humans for over two thousand years.

Barista: Morning sir, would you like full fat milk, or one of our woke milk alternatives in your low-fat, fair trade, dry, caramel cappuccino today?

by Dante Caine March 15, 2022

Weaponised Wokeness

1. When someone uses baseless attacks in order improve their argument at the expense of another person.

2. An antonym of virtue signalling. The user wants to gain legitimacy by calling out another persons wrong actions.

3. The user of this style of argument will use terms which have a subtext of “guilty until proven innocent”.

Dude are they really a racist and a sexist? That just sounds like weaponised wokeness to me...

by 4.I.S. November 20, 2020

woke posturing

sharing information about racism and injustice with the unconscious intent to impress and share virtues, rather than engage in justice work, introspection, and humility

Karen was woke posturing yesterday sharing all those random facts about racism

by Faedriel September 22, 2022