weightlifter

Also known as goatse's brother.

My friend sent me two links and it was goatse and the weightlifter. I was totally quadranined.

by Ultimate Gary August 14, 2003

weight lifter's erections

When one is lifting, causing the veins in their arm to pop out as a result of this.

I was lifting yesterday, when suddenly, suddenly, I got some weight lifter's erections.

by bob shipopo May 3, 2008

heavy weight champ

someone who will fuck any fat bitch, any other std having bitch.

Josh is the heavy weight champ

by Mike Jones May 24, 2004

loafer weights

Those little tassel-like things that guys wear
when they are light in their loafers.

He was so light in his loafers that he had to wear loafer weights.

by trikmc August 25, 2006

wrighty

a sexy mo fo who lives at 35 torchros way ;) n hes mine hands off

phhwaarrr have u seen wrighty hes a sexy mo fo!

by amy July 13, 2004

weight smart vitamin

Same person who inhales a deathly amount of syrup followed by a weight smart vitamin. Also will talk sex with you all day, promise sexuall favors and then not make good. Leaves your dong hard and unhappy....

Yo I saw weight smart vitamin at the chow hall today. God she's fat.

I got weight smart vitamined by "Manda"

by usmcgunny April 14, 2004

Muff Weighters

A pair of accessories that are placed on one's feet before plunging deep into the depths of a woman. For those whom are not experienced are encouraged to wear a snorkel as well.

"Hold on babe. Just give me a second to get my Muff Weighters on!"

by Mikyap September 21, 2013