Peruvian Stink Weasel

A sexual fetish in which a man is having anal intercourse with his partner whilst he is on the toilet, defecating.

Mike: Hey, Tim, I gave my girlfriend a Peruvian Stink Weasel last night!

Tim: Oh, snap!

by Carl Shveltz December 30, 2007

fuck weasel

A dipshit who can't drive.

Move your Yukon fuck weasel!

by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004

weasel

In German a weasel (ein Wiesel) is a very fast and tricky animal. Whatever it does, the weasel does it fast. Faster than others, mostley smarter than others. If you compare it with a human character it will mean a fast working or acting person

This guy is as fast as a weasel!
Look, that guy plays the cards like a weasel!

by Scampi November 16, 2004

ass-weasel

A gerbil for really tuff gays.

He's as tuff as he looks he uses ass-weasels. When Dickie saw the stuffed ass-weasel behind the bar he turned arround and walked out. In the struggled between gay and ass-weasel the ass-weasel has be known to win.

by benthere March 8, 2008

Fuck Weasel

A person who declines delicious home made leftovers when leaving a friend's, relative's, or stranger's home after a scrumptious meal has been provided free of charge.

Grandma: Here you go my loving grandson. I well wrapped plate of leftovers for you to have for lunch tomorrow.

Grandson: Aw grandma, that sure was sweet of you, but ou know that I don't eat left overs.

Dad: Hey you little un-grateful Fuck Weasel. You take those leftovers and thank your grandmother.

by txredfish June 1, 2009

Weasel Sniffing

A new sport were competitors have to catch a weasel in a defined space and sniff it 3 times to become the winner.

Or someone who can be sly and fiendy!

Weasel sniffing should be an olympic sport!

Or Scholesy is a weasel sniffer.

by Dan Wood February 26, 2009

snitch weasel

verb-
To Jew, or slyly take what is wrongfully your's, usually something insignificant.

Noun-
Someone who snitch weasels frequently

Hey, look! That snitch weasel picking up a penny.

by afhfhghawjsa;fdslksdfknlfds November 17, 2010