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warrant

1. An invitation to immediately be detained by law enforcement.
2. A term that also means a reasoning factor.
Why do i have a funny feeling about a warrant?
Does someone we know have a warrant?
What warrants the feeling of secrecy and lies in every aspect of ones life?
by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015
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Self arrest Warrant

A legal document you may issue for the purpose of placing yourself under arrest and judging yourself not fit for any public duty. This places you in the custody of a private authority not subject to federal oversite. This measure should be taken when a lawless society is created by Democratic Crime Reduction.
The Government offered me a public office position so I could have the same immunities as they do and screw people over without repercussions, but I have been deemed unfit for public duty. I am in the custody of my creator who helped me execute a Self Arrest Warrant.
by Spiritual-Master February 19, 2022
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warden

me: gosh i love the warden :))
anyone else: wtf is wrong with you are you a fag or something
me: gosh i love the war den :))
by xinpi January 21, 2019
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No Knock Warrant

When a woman is taking it from behind from a male(usually a law enforcement officer but can be a male of any profession) in an aggressive fashion and the male's penis unexpectedly and forcibly enters the back door(anus/butthole) with out warning.
Girl 1: "Why are you walking funny?"

Girl 2: I met this cop at the bar last night. He started fucking my from behind and next thing I know he executed a No Knock Warrant. I've been walking funny ever since."
by Huntbig March 25, 2022
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warrensburg missouri meat surprise

when a guy lies about the size of his dick over and over until it's time to "show me" and the surprise is that he lied
oh don't let that guy fool you he only has a warrensburg missouri Meat surprise
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Warrensburg

Any town where the local water supply smells, and probably tastes, like feces.
"Gee, this is some foul-smelling and tasting Warrensburg!"
by J. Taco April 28, 2003
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voided warranty

This happens when a woman loses her virginity.

This allusion is derived from high-end electronic products, such as hard drives and 6th-generation-and-newer video game systems, where there is usually a seal which states that the manufacturer's warranty will be void if it's damaged or removed. The damage or absence of this seal will tell whether the product has been internally tampered with.

Likewise, a woman also has a seal, the hymen (which everyone usually calls the "cherry".) When a man plows through it with his meat missile, she's not a virgin any longer. The seal is broken, and her "warranty" is voided.
I heard the star quarterback took the head cheerleader out on a date this weekend... They parked down at "The Point", one thing led to another, and she got a voided warranty, if'n you know what I mean. But that's nothing compared to that geeky guy in the science club -- he managed to get laid here on campus, in the storage area! He's a LEGEND!
by Jason L. August 18, 2007
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