“Hey dude, I found a dick wad laying in my mom’s bedside drawer. They were still twitching and it freaked me the fuck out”
by emo mf April 10, 2022
by PlEaSw April 21, 2022
Shut up dick wad
by LILNINIINIGA February 23, 2024
When someone finds a wad of something and then sticks it in their eyeball thinking that will help with their vision.
I just stuck a wad of wood in my eyeball and now I have wad eye. I'm so fucking stupid, why on earth did I do that... NOW I HAVE SPLINTERS IN MY MOTHERFUCKING EYEBALLS! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!
by Secret Person 2007 February 08, 2023
Calling someone a dirty gossiper. Dish is equal to dish water; being dirty. Wad is equal to gossip, spreading rumors, etc.
Erin was gossiping about the new student being a hellion although there was no evidence.
"Hey, dish wad," Mike calls out, "Get real."
"Hey, dish wad," Mike calls out, "Get real."
by Yinjaei May 21, 2024
Used to describe an otherwise intelligent person who messes up three or more relatively easy tasks simultaneously.
by LevonGarvasi June 28, 2013
A guy that no one fucking stands and no one wants around and if She/He Dies no one will fucking care.
by Cochoco July 13, 2018