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turd waffle

a turd that is placed into a waffle maker then made into a waffle.
I made a turd waffle then ate it.
by the big nutcracker May 13, 2005
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wiffle-waffle

To say a lot, but mean not a damned thing...analagous to filibuster. Also can be used to describe a person who does said action.
"In that meeting all he did was wiffle-waffle and now I don't know any more than I did before!"

"Did you understand a fucking word that Wiffle-Waffle just said?!!"
by BrettMan May 19, 2004
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Phenomenal Waffles

More like Phenomenally gay. A 12 year old prepubescent spoiled creature.

Looks like a wet rat under dim lighting, and looks like a typical Canadian under proper lighting.

USE WITH CAUTION. Known to cause fights due to phenomenal narcing abilities.

PS: He also can't reach his keyboard without the use of a stool. And thinks puberty is a local myth.
-Man, you are such a damn phenomenal waffles, ratting me out and stuff!!

-ya know when ppeople you when you type ein rofl i always think it sayas ROFFLE and it rime with waffle and i reeealy wana punch that little sumbitch.
by -JaCkAL- February 24, 2008
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Waffle Princess

A girl who likes her waffle eaten. She lets guys make a waffle call late at night. She doesn't discriminate, everyone can have her waffle. She's even been known to give her 2 cats her waffle. She can only become a waffle Queen after her waffles' have been eaten by many, MANY people (animals included).
Did you see the size of her waffle?

They don't call her the waffle princess for nothing.

I'm hungry and drunko, wtf do i do?

Visit the waffle princess, she'll fill you up.
by Joe Hammer November 28, 2011
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dog waffle

Result of a shoe being imbossed upon a dog turd.
Rick stepped on a dog fece and created a dog waffle.
by Lydia April 9, 2005
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waffle stompers

Boots or shoes with big tread resembling a waffle iron.
"It looks like someone stomped the victim to death. It looks like the were wearing Mikey Waffle Stompers, men's size 11."
by Shelly Bozdog August 4, 2006
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Waffle Ass

the impression that is left on a girls ass after she has pressed it against a chain link fence to have sex with a man on the opposide side of the fence
That Army/Airforce girl was so hard up for dick she got waffle ass fucking that detainee
by Bucca Bandit October 16, 2008
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