wishspicion

n. 1. wishful thinking; 2. projecting your hidden hopes or desires by diagnosing others 3. knowing that it isn't necessarily true, but believing that by simply saying it, it will be.

Dale: Did you see the way he looked at Christian Bale in that scene? I bet he swallows....
Justin: Sweetness, Cillian Murphy isn't gay. It's just your wishspicion!

by Dan Ambrose March 10, 2008

Wishz0

A straight up bone thug who dominates RS, and shoots first asks questions later.

Did you see Wishz0 dominate Neonred117 last night?

by |William| April 14, 2008

Wishlexia

a disorder which can cause a consumer difficulty in making a clearance sale purchase.

Cashier: That'll be $37.50.
Consumer: The sign says "Up to 95% Off"!
Cashier: That's only on the items with a Yellow Dot!
Consumer: Well there's a Purple dot.
Cashier: That's why it's only 25% Off.
Me: You just have a case of wishlexia Mam.

by SteveCory July 29, 2011

Wishywashying

Moving a liquid e.g. chunder, vomit etc. around with your hands.

Dude 1 Is about to be sick
Dude 2: "Have a bowl"
Dude 1 Chunder's in the bowl and begins to wash around with his own hands
Dude 2: "What the fuck man, your wishywashying your sick around!"

by WishyWashyLord November 22, 2011

Wishing upon a chocolate starfish

When you are fucking a girl from behind and right as you are about to cum, she grabs her cheeks and spreads them so you can cum on her asshole while making a wish

Wishing upon a chocolate starfish is the adult version of blowing out candles on a birthday cake, usually with less family around.

by Big booty G November 10, 2020

wishmoji

when a bitmoji doesn't look like a person, rather what they wished they look like.

That doesn't look like you. What a wishmoji.

by GeekyComic316 December 14, 2020

Wishmop

The act of spitting in your hand, then rubbing said hand on the tip on your penis. In order to successfully execute a quickie, when there's no time for foreplay.

Elevator sex is safer when you use a wishmop.

by Kawalla Fresh February 4, 2021