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sober wasted

to feel the symtoms of intoxication while being completely sober ( sometimes caused by sleepyness)
*dude r u okay ur not usually like this

*braa i dunno im sober wasted
by upthealley April 25, 2013
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Wasteman Deev

An extension of the more common 'Wasteman' used as an insult or in a joking manner between friends.

It can also be used to describe someone who has just done something stupid or pointless.
Person 1 - "I just heard Dave broke his arm trying to skateboard"

Person 2 - "Ha! What a wasteman deev."
by Ultimate Gangster May 25, 2011
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Wasteman

In the famous lyric by artist Lady Leshurr, "Who stood up when Grenfell? Where's all the money we raised then? Theresa May is a wasteman!"
by JezzaCorb December 6, 2017
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tampon wasteland

1. The furthest crevice of a woman's vagina. This is where tampons are sent accidentally and are stranded for eternity. Can be caused by having intercourse, or getting fingered or fistblasted when a tampon is in place.

2. The original inspiration for the song Baba O'Reilly by The Who, that refers to a "Teenage Wasteland". They changed the name of the song to make it appeal more to the masses.
Doctor: Hi, what brings you in today?

Patient: Well doctor, I forgot I had a tampon in and my boyfriend stuck his fist in my pussy. I was hoping you could help give my tampon wasteland a thorough cleaning.

Doctor: Oh, wow, I think I can help, but this may take a while. Assistant, please pass me a tire jack, 2 chopsticks and a high-powered dustbuster.
by wordman55 August 27, 2012
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Waste

by mindwaste December 3, 2011
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wastedface

noun. being completely trashed to the point where you can tell just by looking at someone's face that they are close to blacking out.
I went to that party and got completely wastedface.

I plan on getting wastedface tonight.
by UD girl April 20, 2007
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Waste of rations

A soldier who is so useless his/her only purpose in life is to be a drain on the supply train.
What do you mean Jonsey broke the gimpy again? Fuckin' waste of rations.
by The Gallant Forty 'Twa June 23, 2011
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