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by Sinbad_The_Pirate February 10, 2018
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salt water taffy

a sexual act in which the male, after producing a thorough lather of genital perspiration during a night out, receives a blowjob from an unsuspecting partner. Usually the male is too drunk to become aroused, resulting in a flacid, salty, and relatively unsatisfying experience for both parties.
Ladies love it when the humidity spikes, performing the subsequent salt water taffy always reminds them of childhood vacations to the beach
by pkhehe August 14, 2010
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tall drink of water

someone who is super fucking attractive all you can think is daaaaammmnnn
He's a tall drink of water I just wanna get my hands on.
by alaskamarieyoung February 10, 2017
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heavy under water

attractive female with a disproportianately large rear end
She's not a bad looker just kind of heavy under water though
by GlennieB August 25, 2008
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Water Polo

The best sport in the world. The sport real men play that requires strength and endurance. One of the hardest sport known to man. water polo players are the strongest people. All the chicks go for water polo guys. When people talk shit about it it's only because they can't do it themselves. One of the roughest sports ever.
Boy1: Dude I made the Basketball team!

Boy2: I made the Water Polo team.

Boy 1:(Speechless)

Boy: Hey, can you come to my baseball game.

Girl: Sorry, Watching the boys water polo game.
by Ingoman94 November 27, 2012
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Water Warfare

Water Warfare, unbeknownst to most, is a wargame/hobby played in a similar manner to Paintball, Airsoft, Nerf, & Laser Tag, involving pressurized water guns, balloons, refill bottles, balloon launchers, hoses, buckets, and/or other water dispensing equipment. T he game as a whole is generally restricted to close quarters combat, resulting in demanding, fast paced games that require different tactics & strategies.

Counting hits can be tricky, w/ a few ways to do it. Worn targets may be used, or the honor system relied upon. Despite tricky water approximation, most groups work w/ the honor system. Objectives can be anything from elimination to capture-the-flag, & games are played almost anywhere outdoors by anyone. The equipment also costs far less than for other wargames.

Assassins is also often played w/ water guns, but these games are Assassins, not Water Wars. Assassins is no more of a Paintball game when played w/ markers than it is a water war w/ water guns.

Tryhards & tough guys often look down upon Water Warfare, stating preference to the more expensive war games simply because "they hurt", as if that makes them tougher. Others are insecure, thinking that carrying a water gun makes them childlike. However, many dislike Water Warfare for legitimate reasons, such as the difficulty of counting hits & the close-range constraint. The nature of Water Warfare combat is very distinct from other games which some enjoy & some do not, though many have never played it.
To prepare for Water Warfare in the summer, Bob built a water balloon shelter in his backyard, stocked with water refill bottles, CPS 2500's, Monster XL's, and a various collection of homemade PVC water cannons and water balloon launchers.
by t3hb1gb0i March 21, 2011
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