1)a day to make single people feel like s***!!!
2)you know ... not everyone has a significant other to celebrate with!! l:(
2)you know ... not everyone has a significant other to celebrate with!! l:(
by <3 <3 love me<3 <3 February 12, 2010
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A woman that uses men for her own purposes making them think that they have some sort of relationship with her, and dumps them when they become useless.
2. n
A very popular mexican hot sauce.
A woman that uses men for her own purposes making them think that they have some sort of relationship with her, and dumps them when they become useless.
2. n
A very popular mexican hot sauce.
1. She used me to get her homework done and then when I told her that I felt something for her she dumped me like a Valentina.
2. Woa! This Valentina sauce is so hot!! Bring me the extinguisher!!
2. Woa! This Valentina sauce is so hot!! Bring me the extinguisher!!
by someone in the otherside July 24, 2006
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by munter February 14, 2004
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It doesn't matter what you are doing, whether stargazing on a rooftop or taking a walk on the breezy beach. It's all valentime!
It doesn't matter what you are doing, whether stargazing on a rooftop or taking a walk on the breezy beach. It's all valentime!
"Jon and Danielle have been spending a ton of time together."
"Yeah, it's okay though they love each other so it's valentime!"
"Yeah, it's okay though they love each other so it's valentime!"
by head.over.heels February 9, 2010
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2. A material thing which is cursed.
3. An obstacle to success.
Origin: An urban legend in which a man named Carlos Valencia toured the country as one of the world's greatest jugglers, in the late 19th century. One week, the circus show was cancelled, and Carlos came home early only to discover his wife in bed with another man- a man who wore nothing except for a black Fedora. As the man leapt from Carlos' bed, and out of the house, his Fedora fell to the ground. His wife ran after, and from that day on Carlos could never juggle again. He would throw the balls up, but he couldn't remember how to catch them. The circus fired him, and he quickly lost his house. Legend has it, that to carry his shame, he lived the rest of his days wandering the streets of a southern city, wearing only that Fedora. One day, years later, a man recognized him in the street and stopped. It was a fire eater from the circus. The man said, “Carlos. You looked better without the Fedora.” “No,” came the solemn reply. "Carlos," said the veteran fire eater, "Lose the Fedora." "No," came the reply. Then the fire eater offered to buy the Fedora from him, but Carlos said, "It's not for sale sir. I will never let this hat be worn by another man, as that man will surely look better than I.”
2. A material thing which is cursed.
3. An obstacle to success.
Origin: An urban legend in which a man named Carlos Valencia toured the country as one of the world's greatest jugglers, in the late 19th century. One week, the circus show was cancelled, and Carlos came home early only to discover his wife in bed with another man- a man who wore nothing except for a black Fedora. As the man leapt from Carlos' bed, and out of the house, his Fedora fell to the ground. His wife ran after, and from that day on Carlos could never juggle again. He would throw the balls up, but he couldn't remember how to catch them. The circus fired him, and he quickly lost his house. Legend has it, that to carry his shame, he lived the rest of his days wandering the streets of a southern city, wearing only that Fedora. One day, years later, a man recognized him in the street and stopped. It was a fire eater from the circus. The man said, “Carlos. You looked better without the Fedora.” “No,” came the solemn reply. "Carlos," said the veteran fire eater, "Lose the Fedora." "No," came the reply. Then the fire eater offered to buy the Fedora from him, but Carlos said, "It's not for sale sir. I will never let this hat be worn by another man, as that man will surely look better than I.”
1. "How come everytime the Bills get to the Super Bowl they pull a Carlos Valencia?"
2. Pirate: "Son of a Bitch!"
Wench: "What's the matter?"
Pirate: I just saw an Albatross. We've been Carlos Valenciad."
Wench: What does that mean?
Pirate: Shut the hell up wench!
3.
"You just got Carlos Valenciad."
"What do you mean?"
"I mean your wife's been hooking up with a dude who wears a Fedora."
"No!"
2. Pirate: "Son of a Bitch!"
Wench: "What's the matter?"
Pirate: I just saw an Albatross. We've been Carlos Valenciad."
Wench: What does that mean?
Pirate: Shut the hell up wench!
3.
"You just got Carlos Valenciad."
"What do you mean?"
"I mean your wife's been hooking up with a dude who wears a Fedora."
"No!"
by Joseph Zimmerman September 6, 2008
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Boy: What School do you go to?
Girl: Valencia High School
Boy: So..what kind of car do you have?
Girl: Oh, just a ferarri...
Boy: (faints.)
Girl: Valencia High School
Boy: So..what kind of car do you have?
Girl: Oh, just a ferarri...
Boy: (faints.)
by pubin October 18, 2008
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by heartthrob February 10, 2005
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