Vacant

A map in call of duty 4, the greatest game ever made.
This map is small and confined, therefore shotguns and assault rifles are good choices for this map.

Tyler runs show when they played on vacant. He blows up their brains with his shotty.

by Macaque.is.small October 7, 2008

Vacation beard

The week-long growth that men get when on vacation or sick that they don't bother to shave due to laziness or illness, until they finally decide that they need to get back to their life.

On his roadtrip, James grew a shaggy vacation beard, but his girlfriend made him shave it as soon as he got home.

by Themadbaron May 14, 2011

Vacation Fog

The fog that envelopes a worker's brain for several days on returning to work after a long vacation. This fog sometimes begins to creep in even before anticipated vacations.

My vacation fog finally lifted the third day back on the job.

by eFrazes July 14, 2012

vacant bird

a retarded woman.

Person 1: "She's such a vacant bird"
Person 2: "Thats so rude!"

by applejumbo July 16, 2016

vacation dick

Not your boyfriends dick but a comfortable substitute.

My boyfriend didn't come home last night so I went to see Aaron he has a perfect vacation dick.

by rockstar nicole June 17, 2016

vacation dick

A vacation dick is a dick so long that a female can only handle it once or twice a year.

Woman 1: omg I just got a vacation dick last night
Woman 2: girl!! How are you able to walk right now?

by Man11 May 30, 2016

vacation dick

That kind of dick your vagina only can handle for a limited time due to it's big size. Preferably the duration of a vacation.

"I hooked up with this guy last night, he had such a vacation dick. Ma pussy be rekt son"

by VHD.VaginaHealthDoctor May 28, 2016