vampire tits

Breasts so unattractive they should never see the light of day.

Steve vurped when she removed her bikini.
"Vampire tits!" he thought, as he turned off the merciful lights.

by fuzzygreysocks November 18, 2010

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Vampire Sunday

The act of going down on a girl on a Sunday while she is on her period and getting blood around your mouth, once enough blood is collected you proceed to bite her neck before she can realize the blood on your mouth. After biting her neck you look at her in the eyes and yell "Vampire Sunday"

I went down on my gf while she was on her period, I got her Vag blood all around my mouth and proceeded to bite her neck before she saw the blood. I then looked at her, blood around my mouth, her neck hurting, and screamed Vampire Sunday..

by Iron Bat May 20, 2012

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Vampire Cats

A cats that is inslaved by mr. waters and turned into VKAMPIRESSSSW

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by AMX February 1, 2003

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Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines

This computer game is chock full of bugs, glitches, an can cause an otherwise normal XP installation go blue screen seemingly at random... Oh, and it has something to do with vampires in L.A. in the World of Darkness or something. Hard to tell with those bugs. The storyline is good, but WTF is an RPG doing on the Source engine?

Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines is a steaming pile of spider poo. It's what happens when stupid video game companies (or software companies in general) release their works too early.

by GWR Definition Agency December 15, 2008

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