jerky turkey

When a girl rubs ground meat on your shlong and then starts jerking you off and right before you cum you shove your dick into her mouth - cum, ground meat and all

Instead of momz cooking the taco meat she decided to go all crazy jerky turkey on daddy!

by Meatballz April 17, 2008

gobbling turkey

when a girl sucks on the excess skin of your ball sack

your mom gives great gobbling turkeys

by imtheman098 May 5, 2010

Last turkey in the shop

Usually regarded as the last of any sold item in a shop, usually because of its bedraggled or otherwise substandard appearance. Because of this it is also used to describe the appearance of the external male genitalia.

She lifted his shirt and the sight reminded her of the last turkey in the shop.

by Chemistman June 4, 2018

Stuffing the Turkey, Beating the Jerky

Involves fisting your asshole whilst tossing yourself off.
The resulting mixture of semen and shit can be stored and served on toast.

Tyrone: I once walked in on my little brother Stuffing the Turkey, Beating the Jerky.

Declan: Nigga yo bro be a sick fuck.

by cutebabe8374 May 6, 2010

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when your girl horny as fuck she gives you head but not just any head the best head of your life

aye girl give me the triple-slurp-slurp-gargle-turkey-gobble-ash-kashh-abracadabra-throw-a-magi-tonsil-tickle-cheeks-stuff-n-squirtle-glizzy-guzzle-weinie-gulpgawkgawk3000

by da massy man September 10, 2020

Turkey

To make out with a random individual, preferably in a country other than one's own.

Bobby: What's Brenna doing in that dark corner over there with that big dark Spanish man?

Keara: Turkeying.

by kraaaaa July 10, 2011

Stuffing The Turkey

Female Masturbation
See Stuffing The Chicken

Miranda is a young, ugly lesbian. She can't get any so she stuffs the Turkey.

by John Ronane January 30, 2004