underscore turd

A pathetic piece of crap with an unexplained hatred towards shoes, a moronic creature whose mother's wife's father's husband is homosexual. He can't do anything right and constantly relies on ChatGPT.

That loser is such an underscore turd

by Glas²wegian June 27, 2023

turd nudger

someone that is gay, aka nudges other boys turds.

'that boy is such a turd nudger'

by harri_ February 4, 2009

Worthless Turd

A piece of feces holding no tangible value.

"Are you going to take that poop out of the toilet?"
"No, it is a worthless turd."

"Hey Aiden, Are you going to take that poop out of the toilet?"
"No, Guadalupe, it is a worthless turd."

by Mr. Emery April 23, 2015

Turd Willy

its a cock covered in shit.

oh, Ben, you made me get a turd willy from that intense anal sex

by australian correspondant December 10, 2006

turd pussy

The highest order of Choad. One who's such a boner, they've transcended mere turd-hood. A syphilitic hemorrhoid on a dick's pussy's anus!

"Look at that asshole with the faux-hawk, what a turd pussy!"

by Barf-tholomew Bonerpants April 13, 2010

river turding

A slang term for the ever popular choice of river rats everywhere: to take a dump in the quickly moving river waters rather than having to dig a shit-hole when nature calls.

My dear, river turding is the most hygienic choice, it’s nature’s perfect toilet and it flushes itself; those downstream may not like it but often they can see ‘em coming!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019

Amber Turd

When you're not potty trained and take a poo on the bed instead of the toilet

Amber Turd isn't potty trained and took a big steamin' shite on the bed

by UltimateDoge November 18, 2022