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A dump that needs two flushes.
"Stop at the next gas station, I gotta take a wicked trump."
"That trump was a record breaker, big league! I almost had to call a plumber."
trump by Bob Feathertoe January 18, 2021
Trump (noun) - a person who consistently fails despite lying, cheating, or stealing to win.

Trump (verb) - to lie, cheat, and steal but still fail (likely due to hubris).
He tried to score with her by pretending to find her lost dog, but she found out he stole it in the first place. What a trump!

Even after hoodwinking half the nation, he totally trumped and lost the election.
Trump by Mechabear January 18, 2021
#OrangeAnus
D.j. trump is an #OrangeAnus.
Trump by 1PWRBTTM January 20, 2021
Walks into a recently shat in porta john; "man this hole Trump's, smells like somebody just didn't kill Epstein in here!"
Trump by Sdbailey January 20, 2021
Having to flush twice
Dude I thought I was done but woohoo, had a trump moment in the restroom
Trump by Happy in Denver January 27, 2021