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traumaunction

An over-dramatized expression of speech designed to inflict mental anguish on the listeners.

Typically "traumaunction" has a religious connotation and is used as a pejorative to refer to a particularly "hell-fire and brimstone" type of church sermon.

In reformed/protestant circles, "traumaunction" is used as a means to inflict fear of condemnation in order to "drive one back to the cross for more Jesus."
Several people responded to the altar-call Sunday morning following the pastor's passionate traumaunction.
by unreformer June 6, 2018
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Trauma Text

When someone tells about their overly dramatized "traumatic" experiences.
Omg! Jenny just sent me a trauma text. Poor Jenny!

My life is such a trauma text!
by roflolmao haha June 24, 2018
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trapnapping

Trapnapping - The act of being a trap and being kidnapped.
“Wait...so, you’re not a 10 year old girl?”

“No...”
“I guess I have been trapnapped...”

“Dude, wtf..?”
Trapnapping- “Being a trap and being kidnapped at the same time.”
by Dragonborne9 April 4, 2018
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Traumatopedphobia

the fear of getting a nail stabbed in your foot
Jeff: I have a fear of stepping on a nail.
Jeoff: Oh, you mean you have Traumatopedphobia?
Jeff: Fuck Off
by Papa Splurge January 5, 2019
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Traumatopedphobia

Greg: I have a fear of stepping on nails.
Jeoff: You have Traumatopedphobia?
Greg: Fuck Off, Jeoff!
by Papa Splurge January 5, 2019
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Traumatizal

When something gives you a trauma.
I was watching this horror movie last night. It was very traumatizal.
by Speed weed August 13, 2019
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Traumahood

No one cares about your traumahood stories. So what if you didn’t get any cookies
by Cherylraven August 13, 2019
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