Trailer Park Latte

Mountain Dew

Cleatus: Can I get a Mountain Dew?
Dirty Looking Starbucks Barrista: We don't have Trailer Park Lattes here.

by meatymeatball June 9, 2012

trailer park twins

Two people born on the same date with different mothers, but the same father, or baby daddy.

When Jenny and Jony have birthday sex with each other, it's only half incest, because they're trailer park twins.

by NoleetoTheBandetto March 10, 2015

trailer park quesadilla

A microwaved grilled cheese sandwich eaten with salsa

Hey what'd you have for dinner last night?

A trailer park quesadilla... It was delicous

by Littlechunkchunk May 14, 2011

trailer park mummy

when one runs out of condoms and instead wraps their penis in toilet paper to act as a McGuyvered birth control.

i was all out of rubbers so i had to make a trailer park mummy before i got with Gina.

by spaß zwölf January 15, 2011

Trailer Park Lettuce

The act of using potato chips as a poor man's lettuce for your sandwiches.

Bill forgot to buy lettuce again, so he decided to use Trailer Park Lettuce for his ham sandwich.

by MrSnackmix April 17, 2019

Trailer Park Threeway

During the process of sexual intercourse when the woman is riding on top of the man. The man then reaches into a jar of peanut butter and smears it into the ass crack of the woman, then calls the dog to lick out the peanut butter.

After that trailer park threeway my girl stocked up on peanut butter and always takes the dog on long walks in the woods.

by Dr. Hammersnatch September 11, 2009

Trailer Park Pizza

when you toast a piece of bread, squirt ketchup on it, put cheese on the top of it and put it in the microwave to melt

Damn, theres no food in the house, i guess we're having trailer park pizza again

by Chchcheckitout! May 9, 2010