I'm stuck in traffic.

a common excuse

Sorry I'm late because I'm stuck in traffic.

by isaac ILS June 15, 2023

montana traffic jam

A term used to describe a situation where two vehicles stop in the middle of the road to have a conversation, particularly in rural or sparsely populated areas where traffic is minimal.

Guy 1: "Dude, the party has already started! Where are you?"

Guy 2: "I'm caught in a Montana Traffic Jam and these guys won't get off the road!"

by EpicQ February 27, 2024

General Traffic

Bland cars that fail to stand out amongst other vehicles.

“Have you seen the new Golf R?
Yeah apparently it’s quite fast but it looks like general traffic

by aidanfrd September 30, 2024

Traffic Baddie

Tra-Ffic Bad-die

Variants: Traffic Baddy

plural Traffic Baddies

Informal

1. You’re super comfy being as confident as possible, even when you know you’re straight wrong #DieOnThisHill

2. You mean what you say - Even though you have to do it through a fake account, you mean it. #ISaidIt

3. You empower others to be upset that you are upset about being stopped for breaking traffic law #HearMeOutFriends

Mya being a Traffic Baddie again, she doesn’t believe in any laws but the constitution. #MyEmployees

Jeff just got upset that the police stopped another reckless drunk driver so he’s making vague threats in Facebook Messenger, he’s such a TB. #IHopeYou…

by CCSDPDTraffic July 24, 2023

Bosnian traffic cone

The Bosnian Traffic Cone is a sexual act in which a fat, white man, on the receiving end, inserts a miniature agility cone into his anus. His partner then proceeds to ejaculate and puke into said agility cone. After the partner has finished, the receiver must turn onto his back. This will allow the juices to slowly flow onto the bedsheets leaving it olive toned.

Me and Zach Galifianakis had a crazy night…I convinced him to try the Bosnian Traffic Cone in the hotel room.

by Lil-dynomyte March 1, 2025

Roadrunner Traffic

The traffic that inconveniently appears just when you need the road to be clear, e.g. crossing an intersection or just entering the roadway. It always appears just after the road has been completely clear. This is exactly like the old Roadrunner cartoons.

I tried to cross the road and I was blocked by roadrunner traffic. It came out of nowhere!

by Frank Symptoms January 30, 2024

Bare Traffic

When your stuck in insane amounts of traffic

(Eg…I’m stuck in bare traffic)
Used to express how the traffic is bad

You know I’m stuck in bare traffic I’m so cheesedd crodie

by CityboyJJ June 30, 2024