Tool

1.(n) A Term often associated with words such as "jerk" or "dickweed" or the phrases that are as follows 2. (n) Nick Coots/ Cooter; "Your Such a Cooter!" 3.(n) Carson;"Don't Be a Carson."

Tool Nick Carson

by Karolleeelll July 24, 2009

Tool

A person (usually a lonely male) who believes that a materialistic item will make him appear cooler and more popular. He will usually come up and ask you what you think about his new {item} seeking your opinion instead of waiting for you to comment on it yourself.

Tool:Hey check out my hat!
You: Hmmm seasame street, original you tool.

by wehttamMAN16 October 19, 2010

tool

1. boy who is used to the benefit of other people
2. heart breaker; breaks up with girlfriend over text
3. lame skater who tries to hard to fit in

Boy: Hey van i borrow $10 to get home?
Girl: Ask (insert name here), he's such a tool, he'll lend it to you

by sd122 July 6, 2010

tool

a man after you marry him =)

The man I married is a tool!

by myemptyspirit September 20, 2009

tool

one who is devoid of any personality and unable to socially bond with peers due to his strict take on a system's arbitrary regulations and their avid desire to uphold them (eg. through white slips)

Mirabelli is such a tool, not only does he lack any real command authority, he blindly enforces the regulations. If you go to him with a real problem chances are you are getting pulled.

by ZooCrew November 7, 2010

tool

the act of being the total oppoiste of low. In other words, being high.

Person 1:Hey dudes, let's go tool it up later.
Person 2: I love tooling with you guys!
Person 3: I tooled earlier today, and I can still feel it!

by BrettIsHott May 15, 2005

Tool

Someone who often times calls others tools to make themselves feel less toolish. Naturally the opposite occurs and they become even more of a tool. In some cases they are sluttly as well. This makes them a dildo.

"Ashley just called me a tool"

"That's because she's a tool and needs tool friends"

"That's what Erin's for.."

by Tmac415 December 24, 2009