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angry hump toad

something high people think up
you would never ever even think of it if you werent high
its up to your imagination to decide what it looks like
haaaaaa angry hump toads
by Gusto May 13, 2005
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Firey toad

When you dip toad a toad in chicken wing sauce and put it up your twitter.
I went camping and I gave Mike a firey toad because he has a jew fro.
by Poopypant brown hole April 22, 2011
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african toad wrench

It is when you take a shat in a woman's throat and then stick your penis inside and fuck them
by Jeffrey Jacob Moore May 19, 2014
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Peep Toad

Noun
When a normie tries to be "dank" or "edgy"
This is based off a not so well known parody of Pepe the Frog, a popular symbol of meme culture
My brother posted an MLG edit in 2018, he's such a Peep Toad
by UnitedStatesofKek November 19, 2018
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suck a toad

suck a toad usually refers to telling a person off after s/he has tried to ridicule you in front of friends. It is also used to describe anger regarding a specific topic or person.
1. Person A: you're so short

Person B: suck a toad

2. Me: To all the people that hate elbow licking, suck a toad!
by FattyBoomBoom July 5, 2012
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Ocean Toad

An ocean toad is defined as an individual, normally working in middle management, who sits around daily in a sea of waste and despair he or she calls their job. The ocean toad is known to regurgitate email messages already sent from other higher level sources even though he or she is aware that all of their subordinates had received the message. The ocean toad comes in many shapes and sizes, and is often recognized by it's rigid brow line and sloped uphill walk which is indicative of its desire to crawl out of the lonesome role of middle management to annoy others higher up the chain of command. Ocean toads hop from job to job making the lives of those they manage miserable.
Russ, the boss, is such an ocean toad. Did you see him resend that email about TPS-888 form? He's hopping up the ladder to the next level soon.
by Billy Klube May 8, 2013
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Fart mouthed toad

Someone who is known widely and talked about frequently for having bad breath. Whenever they get near someone they are told to get a mint or to just leave.

A Fart mouthed toad is usually black haired, average height, and lacking basic hygeine such as showering aswell.

A Fart mouthed toad can also be known for excessivley bad Body Odor. The Body Odor is so rancid that no one can come within 7 feet of them without smelling it, or their bad breath.

Fart Mouthed Toads are usually loners that spend social events playing on their phone or another hand held device.

Their lack of personal hygeine makes them an outcast, yet they do nothing to fix it.
Mouth: Wow, i was just standing next to that Fart Mouthed Toad in line and I had to move to the back it was so bad.

Body Odor: I was running track behind that Fart Mouthed Toad I had to drop back a position so I wouldn't breathe that toxic air.

Loner: Wow that Fart mouthed toad is just sitting in the corner watching ESPN on his phone, does he not know there are girls out here?
by unsatisfied smeller June 29, 2011
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