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glue job

When one individual, of any gender, stimulates the genetalia of an individual with a phallus culminating in the ejacualation of seaman upon the stimulators phalanges and palm; the stimulator then allows to settle and dry upon their hand resulting in a glue like consistanecy which can then be peeled off with immense pleasure.
Hey yo Belinda have you ever had a glue job? No what’s that? Well, remember when you use to peel glue off your hand in elementary school? Yeah. It’s like that, but with seaman.
by Sticky Fingers 1.0 November 29, 2017
mugGet the glue jobmug.

Gentleman's Glue

Warm, Creamy, Delicious discharge from a mans beef steak, occurs after he becomes too excited. WARNING: May cause menstruation to end for a nine month period, followed by 18+ years of hell.
Person 1: "What's on the floor in there?"
Person 2: "my own special brand of gentleman's glue"
by Those who always Watch January 5, 2014
mugGet the Gentleman's Gluemug.

glue

That man is glue.

Why are you being so gluey?
by Aspenman March 23, 2021
mugGet the gluemug.

apply glue to ass

synonym for kys
originated from a reddit post
the logic behind it is that if you apply glue to your ass you will eventually die of not being able to shit
little fucking rat: tax evasion is bad!
swag guy: apply glue to ass
by Crackenheim November 15, 2025
mugGet the apply glue to assmug.

glue eater

it means that you are braindead and main potemkin in the hit game guilty gear strive
by glue eater May 30, 2024
mugGet the glue eatermug.

no glue no borax

how to stay a teenage girl forever, no glue no borax
by bbygurl6000 February 6, 2024
mugGet the no glue no boraxmug.

Glue

That stuff you put on your hands and let it dry so you can peel it off
Guy 1: "I like favorite hobby is peeling dry glue from my hands."

Guy 2: "Uhhh, ok."
by the_girls_and_the_gays September 2, 2020
mugGet the Gluemug.

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