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Timothy

A small boy usually with ginger hair who is very weird and will at some point through his life believe he is a hobbit. He will, at one point his life, get his balls - which are 1/2 the size of average balls - felt by a black man. He will also remain a virgin until he's fifty. He will also randomly disconnect from xbox live.
P1- I'm a short ginger hobbit.
P2- No, you're a Timothy
by Average tinkerbell September 29, 2011
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Timolee Shampoo

A sex position when the male rubs his crap in his partners hair then lights it on fire. Then puts it out with his jizz
What George Burns did to Hillier Clinton, Timolee Shampoo
by Pablo Ortiz April 5, 2010
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Timothytom

1) Someone who most commonly has fat fingers.
2) Often likes to rub and then hit his hands and fat fingers together when looking forward to something - especially sweet 'n' sour chicken.
3) Can't sleep without flatmates going by the name of Helly sprawling all over them.
"Check that Timothytom, He's a fat typer"
by Hellyyy January 11, 2009
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Timotion

1.) That time of the month that a woman shows maniac emotion and when men can do no right - characterized by; 2.) an act of extreme anger by a woman; 3.) the volatile state of a woman during a specific period; 4.) the act of extreme anger towards an innocent man and then wanting to be held 5 minutes later; 5.) overt manifestation of hate towards a man that did not buy flowers; 6.) overt manifestation of hate towards a man that bought flowers but did not buy chocolate; 6.) feelings of joy, sorrow, hate and love within a period of 3 minutes of the man coming home from work.
John arrived home with flowers and was immediately accused of having an affair. After making up over a glass of wine Susan and John agreed that it was timotion that has led to the argument.
by DurbanDonkey February 23, 2011
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timothy the guy

Just an average dude with one curl for hair.
-gets a new job every day
-wants a friend
"Oh Timothy, not again"
"F*** off Timothy"
"Oh crap, it's Timothy the guy
by Ahitsthedudeagain November 26, 2016
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Timothy Saksono

When you cum in your own mouth before doing 69 with a girl and then spit it into her vagina to get her pregnant.
damn, last night i pulled a Timothy Saksono and now this bitch cant leave me.
by gboya69 September 19, 2019
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timoo

marco's friend
idk
marco: hey timoo
timoo: kontol
by ternz_ok June 4, 2021
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