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Two Tug Timmy

Someone who doesn't need very long to masturbate
"Wow, that didn't take long."
"Yeah, I'm usually a Two Tug Timmy"
by Griffin guy September 8, 2016
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rim tim timmy’s fun time hour

a podcast hosted by jeff blim and jon matteson. rim tim timmy being jeff blim’s alter ego. rim tim also bullies and embarrasses jon a lot.
hey did you see the newest episode of rim tim timmy’s fun time hour? rim tim was fucking feral.
by craphole dikrats May 14, 2020
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The Timmy Scale

a scale that can determine the drunkness of a person. the scale is from 1-timmy (or your friends name). if the person reaches "timmy" then they are drunk. if they go beyond timmy they become jimmy "or a name that rhymes with your friends name) and if they become blackout piss yourself drunk they turn into steve (or a name that does not match your friends name at all)
justin - dude how drunk was brian last night.

Timmy - on the timmy scale? fuckin steve
by Uncle Brin July 24, 2010
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grab a timmy's

In Canada, esp around Toronto, it means to eat a at a Tim Horton's coffee shop, the cannuck equivalent to Dunkin' Donuts. May also be said : get a timmy's.
Most people find this dorky and annoying.
I'm hungry for lunch, let's grab a timmy's.
by Kim's love October 30, 2006
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TurboTax Timmy

A nickname for U.S. Secretary of the Treasury Timothy Geithner, who used the excuse that he didn't know how to use TurboTax to justify his failure to pay $34,000 in taxes over four years.
TurboTax Timmy controls our tax dollars, but he doesn't even pay his own taxes.
by StoogeWatcher July 30, 2010
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Tiny timmy

someone with a very large head and a small body while at the same time being very cute.
by Lailah September 25, 2003
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National Timmy Thicc Day

National Timmy Thicc day is March 5th every year. We will celebrate our savior Timmy Thicc for he is the almighty thicc boi
You celebrate how thicc timmy is on national Timmy thicc day
by TimothyThicc February 28, 2020
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