Timmy Scridlow is an alias used by a small group of informed people in British Columbia, Canada. As it stands, there is 26 outstanding warrants and fines in Timmy's name. Anytime someone got jammed up by the law or otherwise and did not have ID, they just said they were Timmy Scidlow from Spuzzum BC.
Chris and Lee are standing on the Skytrain Platform in Vancouver when a ticket agent rent-a-cop walks up and asks to see their proof of fare.
Lee: Oh shit officer...I mean punk...I mean sir! I must have dropped it.
Rent-A-Cop: Okay son, lets see your ID.
Lee: Oh shit, I left it at home.
Rent-a-Cop (unamused): Surprise surprise. Hey, don't I know you?
Lee: Perhaps if you are from Spuzzum...my name is Timmy Scridlow. But only 7 people live in Spuzzum, so I think I would remember you.
Rent-a-Cop (pulls out his ticket book): Timmy Scridlow huh? Well Timmy, today is not your lucky day.
Lee: Oh shit officer...I mean punk...I mean sir! I must have dropped it.
Rent-A-Cop: Okay son, lets see your ID.
Lee: Oh shit, I left it at home.
Rent-a-Cop (unamused): Surprise surprise. Hey, don't I know you?
Lee: Perhaps if you are from Spuzzum...my name is Timmy Scridlow. But only 7 people live in Spuzzum, so I think I would remember you.
Rent-a-Cop (pulls out his ticket book): Timmy Scridlow huh? Well Timmy, today is not your lucky day.
by LeemantheDemon71 July 19, 2020
Get the Timmy Scridlowmug. The One and Only True Ruler. A divine being whose form belies infinite cosmic power. Embodiment of glory, destiny, and supremacy—his will is law, his power unmatched, his dominion eternal. To speak his name is to invoke reverence.
Bow before Timmy, for his glory eclipses all rulers past, present, and future.
(not the disabled guy from south park)
(not the disabled guy from south park)
by K.V.P September 8, 2025
Get the Timmymug. by Wi3n3r Wack3r February 24, 2022
Get the Timmymug. Short form of "Tim Hortons," a widely popular coffee shop/restaurant based in Canada
The term is used widely by Canadians when referring to the aforementioned business and is quite restricted to Canadians, who normally understand the meaning behind the term
The term is used widely by Canadians when referring to the aforementioned business and is quite restricted to Canadians, who normally understand the meaning behind the term
A: "Hey, I'm in the mood for a coffee"
B: "Sure, we can stop off at the next Timmy Ho's if you'd like"
B: "Sure, we can stop off at the next Timmy Ho's if you'd like"
by Man of Great Wisdoms January 24, 2023
Get the Timmy Ho'smug. Timmy English is the ability to have a degree but still be unable to form a coherent sentence in a group chat.
by Micc4 March 16, 2020
Get the Timmy Englishmug. by omgicantfindausernamethatworks November 21, 2021
Get the Timmymug. This is when a guy pours jagermeister on his junk, and then fucks a girl while pouring red bull in her mouth.
Note: You can substitute your own name, but only in reference to actually giving a girl a Timmy Bomb.
Note: You can substitute your own name, but only in reference to actually giving a girl a Timmy Bomb.
1. That girl is a freak, she loves taking a Timmy Bomb.
2. (If your name is Billy) Hey baby, wanna do a Billy Bomb?
2. (If your name is Billy) Hey baby, wanna do a Billy Bomb?
by segs26 April 28, 2011
Get the Timmy Bombmug.