Jack Timberlake

other words for white and pasty

hey! thats a Jack Timberlake!

by Ronald43 May 12, 2010

selfy timer

when a person puts the timer on the camera and runs to pose for the picture. this person is most likely to be gay or just really lg.

hey look over there taras taking another selfy timer. classssssiiccc loserrr, but hmm her moms in it so that makes everything alright,

by howdy hoe June 1, 2010

9 timer

A silly stupid female who has engaged in sexual acts a minimum of 9 times within 1 business day.

The bitch is a fucking 9 timer , what a whore...

by Puppymonkeybaby12 August 3, 2016

Justin timber lake

Hot guy with a fat ass

I wanna date Justin timber lake

by TSSGP June 10, 2018

Minnesota Timberwolf

During the heat of intercourse, you rip off your partners limb. You then proceed to masturbate with the severed limb.

I thought we were really having a banging time, until she Minnesota Timberwolf’d my left arm. Fuck.

by Muck Pentagram March 9, 2021

reverse turkey timer

When you stick your finger up her ass and she pushes it out she's not ready. But if she let's it go in she's ready to go

I put my finger up her ass and she let it slide. Reverse turkey timer

by Twooclocktom December 13, 2017

timber

A prank where a tennis ball can is filled with piss and placed leaning against the front door of someone's house. The standard ding-dong-ditch is then employed, covering the persons foyer with piss when the door is opened.

DING DONG TIMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by yosdk August 9, 2005