Jencentric Theory

The theory that everything revolves around someone named Jennifer.

According to Jencentric Theory, I am required to immediately notice the most minute changes in my wife Jennifer's hairstyle.

by hamsamwich1 October 17, 2012

gn theory

When someone says “Gn” as a way to escape a boring conversation. Or when someone uses Gn to end a conversation.

Guy: I was texting Sarah last night and she said Gn but it was only 1pm

Guy two: sounds like the Gn theory

by Anonymous.429.69. November 30, 2019

Theory of Reletivity

What you get when Einstein smokes a bong

WOW! The theory of reletivity really blows my mind

by Psychologicaly Unstable May 30, 2018

theory of a deadman

a shitty band that is a carbon copy of Nickelback, which isnt a good thing they all suck at their insturments.

Pearl Jam is awsome why does like every new band copy them and sound super shitty doing it? like theory of a deadman and NIckelback and all those other band thats sound like if pearl jam sucked.

by Caflisch22 July 31, 2006

Chaos Theory

A cool way to call bullshit.

"Did you see that!? I was just mashing buttons and killed your whole team! Chaos Theory, trick!"

by TomKVideo February 17, 2009

theory of "middletivity"

1)belief that the truth usually lies at a mid point between two opposing views.
2)compromise is the best policy

in the elections 0f 2006 the theory of "middletivity" prevailed

by D.Coder December 9, 2008

Pinocchio Theory

According to Bootsy's Rubber Band, the Pinocchio Theory states that if you fake the funk, your nose will grow. This is later seen in Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk.

“If you fake the funk, your nose will grow.” -Bootsy Collins, in "the Pinocchio Theory."

by DepecheMoses November 5, 2006