coughing starfish

The expelling of a mixture of gases through the rectum as a result of the digestion process.

In response to Seth's pugnant flatulance, Doug said, "shut that coughing starfish up already!"

by Scariest October 30, 2009

Test cough

A fake cough let out when one is told to be completely silent.

Teacher: I'm going to go copy a couple of papers if i hear one sound you're all getting written up.
student 1: *cough* *cough*
student 2: stop with the test coughs I don't wanna be written up

by benUlan November 5, 2009

colin cough

Gas from your colin.

Sorry man for doing this in the elevator , I have a bad case of colin cough.

by RJDB January 14, 2017

Box Cough

When you get a bad cough the morning/day after performing felatio on a questionable woman.

Man, I caught a bad box cough from that girl at the bar last night.

by Boxcoughcreator June 23, 2019

Cough Lollies

The incorrect way of saying lozenges

The cough lollies are actually lozenges

by the Justin foundation December 7, 2019

cough about nothing

Speak nonsense. Used when an information is beyond stupid.

Friend 1: THE EARTH IS FLAT!!
Friend 2: Does he always cough about nothing?
Me: Oh, yeah, constantly!

by SmoggyLeaf November 29, 2023

Coughing Facts

Similar to the phrase "Spitting Facts" but it's more accidental and less passive aggressive. Since you can't help coughing.

PERSON 1: Hotdogs are actually sandwiches.
PERSON 2: Dude, you're coughing facts!

by lukas1337 December 5, 2023