Superman blunt

a weed blunt laced with coke

Yo you tryna smoke a superman blunt? Fuck yeah

by Teki December 26, 2023

Superman

The most dogsh*t of a so called "superhero" ever created in the DC universe. Yeah he has powers, xray vision, lazer eyes, fight and hes strong ig (hes a puny weakling) but he has a weakness... a glowing green rock...😹😹 and they come in more colors to that do other things, so logically speaking, if you got a mini gun and loaded it up with a bunch of those green rocks (you can buy them anywhere on the dc dark web) and sprayed at him. DEAD! You kill him in many other ways hes not completely invincible, like how alfred could stomp on his head. In conclusion Super man is the shittiest "hero" ever

Sincerly

-Batman dick rider!

Guy 1: Yo that kid over there is so superman🤮🤮

Girl 2. I know right its actually nasty..🤢🤢

by 【Batman's №1 D!ck Rider】 December 17, 2023

knock off superman

When a male showers, he vigorously scrubs if "private area" with shower gel, if hairy enough, he has the opinion to get his pubes covered in bubbles, and style it. To complete the knock off super man look, he must produce a "v" shape, where the base of the v hits the top of his shaft, and the hairs stick upward. Then, using the excess bubbles, lay them into the v housing produced, in order to complete the "S". The knock off super man. When this style has been completed, he has the opinion to do the exploding superman, by slapping the bubbles, to explode.

"My partner wanted to spice up our relationship, so she knock off superman me in the shower"

by Piei+1=0 June 4, 2017

superman suck

intense juul suck or crAzy dick suck

Yo bro she gave me that super man suck.

Damn bro you just Superman sucked my juul

by Superman suck April 6, 2019

superman

a fly guy.

I would consider myself very fly, or a superman.

by jerris March 19, 2022

superman

when someone swallows the whole roach at the end of a sesh when there are no hits left

“bet you won’t superman that roach” “aye bro superman that shit” “i’m bout to superman it”

by red1997 November 3, 2017

avengers superman superman (Fortnite)

this is a fortnite spray combo where people do the sprays in this order "avengers superman superman" because the logos are only the first letter it spells "ass" so people do this after killing a bad player

*a sweat cranks 90's on me and elims me then sprays the three sprays*

Me: wait that spells ass am i really that bad at the game. :(

God: no you suck at fortnite, get good.

(avengers superman superman (Fortnite) so i can post this to urban dictionary)

by anonymous January 14, 2025