Croc Rash

Croc Rash is an incurable condition that primarily affects young douchebags who think they can raw dog crocs every day without incurring divine retribution.

Person 1: "Man, my feet hurt. This croc rash is out of control."

Person 2: "Kill yourself."

by meatyfrank September 2, 2024

Rash

Stress and anxiety from a shitty boss or work environment.

I can’t go into work today, I feel like this rash is getting out of control.

by Raz0rface December 30, 2022

Rash

A group of men. We can speak of a herd of elephants, a gaggle of geese, and a rash of men.

Rashes are irritating and persistent; sometimes they are just a mild annoyance, other times, they can be life threatening.

“I don’t want to go to that club. There’s always a rash of men at the bar.”

by DeeBee1967 November 19, 2017

rash monkey

Someone who knowingly has sex with people after discovering that they have an STD, spreading it.

Is Rachel really going out with that guy? She knows he's a rash monkey, right?

by theccw November 11, 2019

Rashe

The most beautiful person you will ever come across. Stunning black hair, cute face, just adorable in general. She's super smart and will instantly make you smile. You're lucky to catch a glimpse of her and godlike to catch her looking at you. Good luck in asking her out, because you will need it!

Me: *nervous* Rashe, how was your day?

Rashe: It was great! How was yours?

Me: *happiness beyond compare*

by MikeDaKing November 23, 2021

Rash

Something on the skin

The child has a rash

by anonymous August 11, 2021

Rash

That thing you say it is, when you know it's really herpes.

P1: "Whoa Peggy-Sue, what're those red bumps around your honeypot?
P2: "Oh Jimmy, that's just a little rash - totally harmless! Wanna taste the honey?"
P3: Breaks out in song..."Oh baby youuu, you got a diseeaase...and you say its just a rash, but its all up in your a**. Ohhh baby youuu...!!"

by wordwanker September 17, 2018