Réti Opening: Tennison Gambit, Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Variation

A simple yet effective chess trap that players of any rating will be guaranteed to fall for. With the founder GM Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh, here are steps to ensure you are in a winning position:

We will start with a standard opening, king's pawn to e4. Black responds with the Scandivanian Defense, queen's pawn to d5. This is black's first mistake, and the game is already over for him. We will play knight to f3. Black responds by capturing our pawn, attacking our knight. Now we will move our knight to g5, saving the piece and attacking black's pawn. To defend the hanging pawn, black plays knight to f6, bringing the piece into a more active square. We will move our pawn to d3. Black is already ahead in material, and so they will accept the sacrifice. Now we can develop our bishop by capturing the pawn on d3. Black plays pawn to h6, attacking the knight. What we will do next is move the knight to f7, forking the rook and queen. Black has no options except to capture the knight and leave it in an exposed position. We can move the bishop to g6 to check black. Black cannot retreat his king because the bishop is now attacking this entire corridor. Black once again has no other choice but to capture with their king. Black's queen is now exposed after we sacrificed a knight and bishop. The next move is obvious. We can launch an RT-2PM2 «Topol-M» cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile to attack black's remaining pieces.

GM Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh used the Réti Opening: Tennison Gambit, Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Variation against Magnus Carlsen, instantly decimating his chances of winning the World Blitz Chess Championship.

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Love Missile F1-11

by Death Menace December 10, 2022

piss missile

A piss missile is absolute wondershot in football (or soccer if your country doesnt care enough about it) that is a long speedy straight shoot that scores a goal

Person 1: Did you see the goal Aaron scored?
Person 2: Yeah, absolute piss missile

by hodenkitzler71 February 4, 2024

korean missile

A small and non-functioning penis

Kim Jung Un has a korean missile

by WierdSal October 10, 2014

bongular missile

A missile that is going to explode all over you

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by bongular missle creator September 18, 2025

missile fuck

when thrusting with great force causing the female to defecate all over the males penis

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by anomynouspersonnoonenobody July 27, 2014

oh no, i am a missile!

GPS shutdown technology when 60,000 feet or 1200mph

Tom Scott: "Oh no, I am a missile!"

by Muwqasdictionary January 28, 2023