assk first

What you should always do when you want to squeeze/pinch/spank someone's behind.

I find that most cute chicks are reasonably "permissive" if they know you fairly well and like you okay; usually a gal will let you play with her buns if you are always a gentleman by making sure to assk first.

by QuacksO January 14, 2020

Fallout first

When you get screwed over by Bethesda and they just add a whole nother shitload of dick punching on top of a broken ass game

Person 1: I just paid 76 dollars for Fallout 76 and it sucks ass
Bethesda: If you want it to not suck ass pay us $100 a month with Fallout first
Person 1: It's still broken
Bethesda: fuck you

by fbfe4eukr4h3unyeinrhwuihroc October 28, 2019

But first...maccies!

A humorous way of proposing the idea of visiting a local McDonald’s.

Hey Andrew, struan... but first...maccies!

by TC03 December 12, 2020

first last

Any action that after first time it will be your last.

Yo that night with Heather was super first last.

by Asheknuckles September 23, 2013

First Hater

The first hater of a post that patronizes the lucky individual that comments on a post with "first". Though "firsting" is irritatingly common and a totally stupid practice to begin with, it does in turn lead to a multitude of "haters" commenting in "retaliation".

Hypocrite: Fuckin Firstfags! noone cares.

Intellectual: Ditto for you...

Hypocrite: You're probably a firstfag too.

Intellectual: If I am that makes you a First Hater.

by Reiffenstein August 4, 2012

First Possum

The Kenyan Beaver.

Barack says Michelle is the first Possum he ever ate.

by Rhotundra July 28, 2011

first generation

First of a generation to become a citizen in a new country or get a college degree

First generation American graduate whose parents were born in Mexico

by a_millycrew October 24, 2023