chode

A penis which has a greater width than it does length, although contrary to popular opinion, a chode cannot exist, the word is simply used to mockingly define a penis which is short and fat, see stumpy

"wow, that is one chodey chode"

by hex_ten August 21, 2006

Chode

A penis that has the dimensions of a hamburger.

My Asian friend Kevin has the Chinese curse, because he has a chode.

by Anus October 24, 2004

Chode

The skin inbetween your ball sack and your red eye.

My balls are sticking to my chode right now.

by Jim January 22, 2004

chode

chode- the penile :D that's sooo small and fat that it's not even juicy lol :P add me on myspace stefan(dj dripz)

ahhhh dude wtf iz that? ohhh ya it's my chode :D

by dragonass56 January 19, 2010

Chode

Anything that can't be described by another term.

Dude, look at all that chode over there next to the garbage can...

by A friend of PumpMasterFlash October 2, 2005

chode

a short, fat johnson

caleb jones=chode

by Dylan.Gagner January 2, 2013

Chode

"He is worse than a beta male, he's the guy who calls you out in front of a girl for your alpha/un politically correct behavior so he can look better than you. He's afraid to be a man so he acts like a self righteous little bitch every chance he gets, especially around women so he can feel good about himself and others may validate how proper and righteous he really is as he thinks this will win the affection of the ladies and admiration of his chosen peers"

"Dude, stop being such a fkn chode and sack tha fuck up, she likes it when I tease her about wanting my cock, ffs

by PUA terms January 21, 2012