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When your balls shrink to the size of Swartz's because you are taking roids and frequently have roid rage, so therefore you use up all of your testerone creating tiny balls
Docter: It looks like you have Terminal Testicular Dystrophy

Patient: Fuck You
by Putko June 9, 2008
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Testicular Elephantitis

1. When an individual (usually a male), has courage enough to attempt a dangerous feat.

2. When an individual steps out of line, especially with an individual much more intimidating than them self.

3. When an individuals testicles grow to monstrous size due to genetic mutation.
1. That guy has a serious case of testicular elephantitis, he just jumped over a moving car!
2.That asshole must have a case of testicular elephantitis to fuck with me!
3. I went to the doctor, and was diagnosed with testicular elephantitis...
by Nathan Savage March 17, 2010
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Eat my testicular cancer

A phrase used to insult people in the mills college alumni. Eat my testicular cancer originated from a secondary school in Vancouver, Canada by a very attractive and convenient person. It can also be used to describe someone with horrible green and yellow shoes, a trigger-happy Serbian, a Jarus-hakak with a very loose vigina or just plainly that racist idiot that went to Mills college.
Eat my testicular cancer jerk
go back to mills college
inconvenient is gabes word so eat my testicular cancer
by NNNN. Charles April 12, 2007
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Turkish Testicular Tickler

When one man pulls his ball skin apart allows a Turkish man from hell to touch the ball skin with his finger in a fast manner from hell.
Austin: Hey John! Can I have a Turkish Testicular Tickler?
John: Oh hell yeah, right after I kill spiderman.
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Testicle

What tests are if quizzes are quizzical.
If quizzes are quizzical, tests are testicle!
by Testy Cull October 18, 2012
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Testicular Battery

The act of attaching a car battery to one's testicles, in order to achieve extreme stimulation.
Dude James died yesterday!

What? Why!

Apparently he wanted to really get off, so he tried out a Testicular Battery.
by Sodomy boy June 23, 2010
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testicle

What an employee at the end of the Elmo Manufacturing line does right before a final "box up".
"Larry is our final inspector here at Elmo Manufacturing. When Elmo gets to him, he looks him over for any flaws then gives him one final Testicle"
by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003
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