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Fuck ton

Exactly 10 shitloads or two complete fuckloads
Man, we laid a fuck ton of bricks today...we've still got a couple of shitloads to lay tomorrow and we'll be done with that job!
by Dcor388 August 4, 2021
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30 Ton War Machine

(A) A tank. (B) Quite possibly the best band to ever grace the earth with its music. The way this band plays its music will give you happy emotions and make you feel good inside. Once you hear this band you will never feel the need to ever listen to another band again. There really are no words to describe the amazing quality of this band, but if I had to do it in one word the word would be "Boysenberry" because that is my favorite fruit.
Really cool guy: Have you heard that band, 30 Ton War Machine?

Loser: No, are they any good?

Really cool guy: The best! Also, here's that 50 bucks I owe your really hot sister...make sure she gets that, yeah?
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Shit ton

A redneck, possibly canadian, possibly albertan, saying for a large mass of something, be it literal or figurative.
That's a Shit ton of nachos!

Take some from tim, he's got a shit ton!

I got like a shit ton and a half of porn mags at my house.
by "hot" Karl Werner July 9, 2011
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Shit Ton

A standardized measurement defined by 1 ton + 3 kg + 1 cm + 1 millisecond + 1 picosecond.
I just had a literal shit ton of thanksgiving food.
by shitte_ton November 24, 2017
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Shit Ton

There are a shit ton of definitions for this word.
by Skeer October 25, 2012
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boo boo ton

Man look at all these fries!

Yea man that's a boo boo ton!
by Zachwal48 March 31, 2017
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