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Dutch Handshake

Technically, when two men masturbate each other, but more often used when two people compliment each other's previous work, or accomplishments.
"My John I loved your appearance on yesterday's broadcast."
"Why thank you Philip, but it came no where near your expose on the Costa Rican labia trade."

"Why don't you two stop the Dutch Handshake and get back to work!"
by Belgian Dutch Hater September 18, 2012
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No homo handshake

A handshake with one persons hand open and the other in a closed fist. After the initial fist to hand bump, the handshakers switch and bump again.
Your handshake is gay, try the no homo handshake.
by MSTR-HAKR January 1, 2012
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Loveland Handshake

The act of one or more people lying beneath a glass table while having one or more others defecate on said glass table.

The term is named for its town of origin, Loveland, Colorado.
Fred is cleaning his glass table after him and Mike exchanged a Loveland Handshake
by Valente420 June 5, 2009
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manudo handshake

When performing anal sex, the male reaches into the vagina and masterbates himself with the sheath between the ass and vagina with his fingers.
I came in her ass using the manudo handshake.
by bnasty31632 August 4, 2007
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Chicago handshake

The act of killing someone by shaking their hand, pulling a gun out from a pocket, and then shooting said victim while pulling him towards you. Invented by Al Capone.
John: Hey Freddie,I just saw some guy in the street that was all bloody!

Freddie: Why was he bloody?

John: He said he got a Chicago Handshake from some random dude.
by logmiesta22 December 8, 2009
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louisiana handshake

Sticking ones finger into anothers no-no areas, most likely the anus, and then pulling it out after a few seconds.
Put 'er there and give me one a 'em Louisiana handskakes
by Sam March 3, 2005
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Romanian Handshake

10 american "dudes" sucking 1 big romanian cock
Bob and his friends are sucking Mihai`s cock...they are giveing him a Romanian Handshake
by MihaiMihai August 23, 2006
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