wad-pilot

A jack-off, A person who greatly desires a wad and steers themselves towards it like a 747 being piloted towards a runway. Also, a person consumed by the trivialities of life, not unlike a chronic masturbator.

"I hate Moose, he's such a fucking wad-pilot for stealing all of my dvds and skipping out on rent"

by cassius$ July 18, 2006

That’s Wad

“That’s wad” is another way of saying “that sucks” or “that’s ass”

“Bro, I completely bombed my math test”

“That’s wad”

by merylstreep17 June 18, 2018

Fuck-Wad

Used to describe an otherwise intelligent person who messes up three or more relatively easy tasks simultaneously.

He was such a fuck-wad that everything collapsed at once.

by LevonGarvasi July 14, 2013

WAD

What A Doochebag

Your such a wad
Could be used when texting

by Tomas_mueller87 April 11, 2016

Cheese-Wad

A Cheese-Wad is slang for a ball of musty dick cheese that covers your balls, its very nasty and really musty

"Yo dude, that chick pulled my pants off and she saw my Cheese-Wad

by MungFobe October 29, 2025

peace to the wads

It means bye

“See you later alligator”
“Alright peace to the wads”

by Peepeepoopoohead123 January 26, 2024

Wad

Abbreviated version of dick wad

i.e. Nathan Arfanis

“You’re such a wad Nathan”

by Legs fo days February 26, 2020