Cookie jar prostitute

A woman who does anything sexual for the crumbs on the bottom of a cookie jar.
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Jam Jar

The background to this phrase starts with a man named 'Chopper Read' who although being a notorious and accomplished criminal himself in Australia decided to take it upon himself to eradicate a fellow criminal from this world for an act he comitted which has now been coined Jam Jarring. It goes that the murdered man was in prison for raping a 10 year old boy. He was then released from prison slightly earlier for his good behaviour, not long after his release he had approached a 9 year old girl in a park, taken her into a quieter area of the park, he then broke a jam jar in half using the jagged ends he cut a whole in the leg of the girl and proceded to abuse this area of her body even after she had died.

When he returned to prison Chopper was on library duty and as he walked into the other man's cell he pushed him to the floor and jumped on his head from the bed until he died.

The term Jam Jarring is now employed as a means of conveying the notion of desire to follow through with this act on someone else.
Guy 1: "She is so hot I would definitley Jam Jar her."
Guy 2: "Dude that is so nasty WTF?!"
by ChopperRead May 10, 2011
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blue jar no cap

This chick in her post stated on the first date you could get a blue jar no cap if you had the right stuff.
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Toad Jar Moron

When you begin to truly smell how awful your McDonald's breath is while everyone around doesn't.. This is possible by donning a cylindrical glass space helmet with a circulator and walking down the middle school hallway whilst simultaneously talking to yourself out loud attempting to trigger innocent bystanders...
*Everyone is just minding themselves*

Toad Jar Moron passes by "hey bitches look at me cockworms I like gary trannis and big blue dildose in my spichole, I'm retarded!"

Nobody responds.

Toad Jar Moron continues further "BROD would any one of you put a rubbery slimey cyan phallus down my mouth, preferably neon big blu glow aura emitting cock you get one? I'M BEGGING YOU FUCKING DO IT I PLEAD.

After the silence has settled, Toad reverts to neutral and denies ever saying such things.
by Hailey the Blondey October 12, 2022
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dip in the cookie jar

To stick your hand into a girls asshole
I just want to dip in the cookie jar
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Tip Jar Mime

When someone pretends to put his change in the tip jar while actually palming it and then, later, placing it in his own pocket. See also Poop Bag Mime.
Starbucks Barista: "I gave him sixty-two cents in change and he Tip Jar Mimed all of it but the pennies."
by Professor Godfather August 06, 2010
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jar me out

this means that something is funny, or someone is making you laugh.
hahaha..jar me out man, did she seriously ass fuck her grandma's hamster?

JAR ME OUT, EH
by fuccccckkkkkerrrrrsssss July 27, 2004
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