douchebag tan

A tan you get from doing things registered as douchebag-y.

Ex: Sticking your arm out your BMW/Porsche/Mercedes-Benz

"Look at that asshole in the 5-seriers with his arm out the window. I bet you he has a douchebag tan from that!"

by Bohemiangod October 4, 2008

orangu-tan

A play on "orangutan", the species of ape: Any New Jersey Douchebag who sports a fake tan that gives them a distinct orange glow, giving them the appearance of a nuclear war survivor. They may also be a gel-head.

Man, that orangu-tan's glow is makin' my eyes hurt - did a nuke go off somewhere?

by Tommyt February 4, 2009

Ran-tan

An outing usually with copious amounts of alcohol

"What are you up to this weekend?"
"Hitting the city out on the ran-tan!"

by alcoholiclyf October 26, 2013

Tanning odour

The way you smell after laying in a tanning bed that hasn't been cleaned. Essentially, you smell like the BO of every person who used the bed before you! Good reason to clean out the tanning bed before using it.

What the? I had a shower this morning, but now I have this funny smell. Oh my God! I forgot to clean out the tanning bed. I smell like that big fat guy. Ewww.

by Mr. Defn May 19, 2004

Norwegian Tan

The sexual act of hitting or spanking your partner all over her body until bright red, then ejaculating and having her rub her body with the fresh semen.

Fiona hates it when I make her get a Norwegian Tan.

by UberBad March 17, 2005

tan man

An alcoholic, beat up, bum, with an unnatural year long tan that meanders about the suburbans of small seaside towns, occasionally stealing roast beefs from local supermarkets.

You hear about tan man gettin caught again for stealin that sterloin from safeway?

by MRAH August 6, 2006

Tan Gangsta

One who is:
- Gangsta (They rap, steal things, walk with a limp)
- Tan (They fake bake)
- A Rapper (Composes their OWN songs/performs them)
- White (Thus, they fake bake)

Sarah: You look pretty Tan Gangsta there.
jOjO: Why thanks! I just got back from the tanning salon.
Sarah: Let's rap!
jOjO: Phil-a-licious definition help solve people's problems...

etc...

by TanGangsta101 February 20, 2007