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Sweaty dog summer

Refers to extremely hot summer weather. The temperature is purportedly high enough to make dogs, an animal which does not sweat, sweat.

Origin: Believed to have been first used by 21st century Midwestern farmers.
Anna: Could your sweat stains get any bigger? Seriously, did you go swimming? Maybe you were dared to drink 6 beers without using your hands?

Tommy: Sorry babe, there is nothing I can do. It's a sweaty dog summer and it's even hotter on the dance floor.
by definitelynottommy November 4, 2011
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Sweaty Hand Syndrome

Sweaty Hand Syndrome: SHS
Someone who is playing an xbox 360 and cannot stop sweating out of there hands. When they pass the controller it is completely discustng and slippery. You cannot tolerate the controller so you decide to pass it on.
E.x_Blame Truth has Sweaty Hand Syndrome! dont take the controller from him!
by MaroxRickshaw July 16, 2009
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Sweaty try hard

Every modern warefare player in core multiplexer mode
Modern warefare multiplayer is full of sweaty try hards and play like their actual life is at stake
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Sweaty swallow

Your partner is giving you a blow job and the man Accidentally lets his sperm go in to her mouth and she swallows the sperm
by Monky sex1 May 13, 2009
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Sweaty Hypixel Guilds

A special genus of Hypixel Guilds that have members with no life whatsoever and are solely focused on being on top of a leaderboard on a Minecraft server that has no value outside of bragging to 10 year olds. They are often found being extremely toxic to said 10 year olds, so tread carefully around them. They buy ranks on Hypixel for "clout" with their mom's credit card because they have nothing else better to do with their money like buy "real" food. They often feed on leftover popcorn kernels from the dumpster of their local movie theater. DO NOT ENGAGE! Once "triggered," a Sweaty Hypixel Guild will declare war and spam your DM's with shit talk and DDOS threats. Avoid at all costs.
Only sweaty Hypixel Guilds care enough to try for the Guild leaderboards.. what a bunch of losers!
by Envelo June 1, 2021
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Grandma sweaty balls

Big black saggy balls across your face from your grandma
by Big Nigerian penis friend February 3, 2019
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sweaty bum sex

An engagement or sexual act with a friend where you both rub bums together after a long hard stressful game of fortnite!
Friend1: brad I can’t believe we lost that game shall we make up for it

Friend2: Chad id sure love to give you sweaty bum sex after that loss
by Sweaty creator May 24, 2018
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