Meat Sweats

Meat sweats

When you wake up and there’s an imprint of yourself in sweat on your bed

ugh i woke up with some meat sweats Grayson Dolan

by Dolanspearl December 10, 2017

wet sweatshirt

my favorite insult atm.

William: hey girl *lip bite* you’re looking fine ash today *more intense lipbite*
Kaitlyn: stfu you’re literally built like a wet sweatshirt.

by N0T.ME March 7, 2021

non-offensive swears

"Fetch" for "Fuck"
"Gol" (short for 'Golly') for "God"
"Heck", of course.

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by Shameless Creations July 23, 2008

The Dildo Sweats

When one breaks into an uncontrollable sweat from not using a dildo enough or not having enough sex; in other words, being sexually frustrated.

"Oh no! I've lost my dildo! Now I've got The Dildo Sweats again!"

Maria/Peter was so sexually frustrated that she/he got The Dildo Sweats every single day!

by Macaycay February 25, 2014

uwu night sweats

PTSD after a hentai series

Boi I've been having the uwu night sweats

by Dkotaa April 17, 2020

I don't give (swears)

To express that you don't care about something in a meaner way.

You: GET YOUR FEET OFF THE COUCH!
Me: wdym? I don't give (swears)?!?

by IamNotTheScratcher12345 September 1, 2021

sweats

Expression of mild exasperation with regard to an incident of some minor but unwanted personal consequence.

That sweats.

by Jon December 26, 2003