Superman blunt

a weed blunt laced with coke
Yo you tryna smoke a superman blunt? Fuck yeah
by Teki December 26, 2023
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What you order when you want to try something new at the local ice cream shop.
I'll have a Superman Sprinkle Cone Deluxe please.
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Superman Durag

People who wear their durag flap out are gay.
That faggot wore his durag like Superman durag, damn never expected that from him.
by Therealniggaknight January 28, 2021
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When both of them all defeated all the evil of the world. Batman invited Superman to his batcave,and when Superman came to his house,he said Superman to come inside his room and by the bed,he unbuckled his belt and removed his underwear and showed its 20-centimeter dick and Superman was fascinated and mesmerized,he then said to Superman to suck it until Batman cummed and released the jizz,Superman followed and sucked his dick,There was a lot of moaning and it was so loud,it came out of the batcave,Luckily,his Butler was not yet in his Base. Superman was pleasured and Batman was pleased,He then Put on back his Underwear and Belt and put his hand on Superman’s Dick zone. Superman blushed and moaned,and Batman started caressing and rubbing it,Superman was hardly blushing and had moaned a lot of times. Then Batman started Masturbating it and Superman was thrilled and pleasured,he then said “Oh yes daddy!!” Then moaned as his jizz came out,then Batman sucked it up and “Mmm.. Yes,Good boy”.

Then Batman started to unbuckle his belt and took off his underwear,and Superman too did the same,then they did the 69 pose and sucked eachother’s penises and gooned after. Then put on their belt and underwear,Then the Butler came in and was blushing. He too joined in and undressed his pants and his underwear and masturbated,Gooned and edged.They all took turns having anal sex. And that is the end.
Batman and Superman are mostly rivals so In this reality,I made them have relationships close together,Thus the Name “Batman and Superman Sus Story”
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Jewish Superman

When a girl shits on a guys chest and rubs it in using their chest
I got my girl some Starbucks in hopes that she’ll do the Jewish Superman on me later bro.
by Mr. Manhattan August 04, 2023
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Tha Superman

When a man an his lady are fighting because she didnt wana let him hit it tha night before so he waits till she goes to sleep an he closes his eyes an rolls tha Dice (or Jack's off) on to her back by her neck and grabs tha sheets and sticks them to it and then dips out an calls her in tha mornin to come thru its gunna be like she's superman comin to his rescue! 🥳Haha he he whoo whoo 😆 🤣 😂 😄 😜 😁😎
2 friends r kickin bak bullshittin an talkin ?about there lady's. One homie says somethin like u jus mad cus yo lady ain't letchu hit huh.an tha other homie says man I ain't Wana hit it anyways she needed some act right so I gave her tha Superman
by MargartaMix n TortillaChips September 16, 2023
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Superman method

The application of brute force to get an object to move or to pull it out of/push it into a tight area. Also see New York method.
I've tried just about everything but a crowbar to pull this paper jam out of the printer. It looks like I'll have to use the Superman method!
by pentozali August 19, 2011
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