Sunday League Football

Arsenal

Arsenal is sunday league football

by Meccop1993184 August 16, 2021

Sunday afternoon

Defined by the late Douglas Adams as "The Long, Dark, Teatime of the Soul." A period of time when you know that you should be doing something around the house, but you're too busy thinking about going back to work on Monday.

"I know I should be fixing that squeaky step on the front porch, but I've got a bad case of Sunday Afternoon."

by MarkAitch December 3, 2005

chocolate ring sunday

When one person begins to take a shit while lying with there ass in the air. Holds it half in, half out so the other person can eat the exposed part with an ice cream spoon

'man I wish I could eat her chocolate ring sunday'

by chubs mcfag January 6, 2008

dirty dozen sunday

Dirty dozen Sunday is when you and your buddies each lock themselves into a room and beat off 12 times before leaving the room. Common side effects are extreme highs, extreme lows, apathy, excitement, shooting blanks, hatred of women, and of course, extreme chaffing. Most commonly done by frat boys, porn addicts, professors, businessmen, Chinese people and nerds.

Dude 1 to Chick 1: We're organizing a Dirty dozen sunday, you want in?
Chick 1 to Dude 1: I hate you guys.

..Later...
Dude 1 to Chick 1: Sorry, I can't sleep with you for at least 2 weeks, I rubbed my penis raw yesterday.
Chick 1 to Dude 1: I hate you guys.

by Ejaculaxor March 12, 2008

My Lazy Sundays

A really disgusting video of three old men in the shower masturbating for each other and showering and cleaning each other.

Guy 1- Have you ever heard of My Lazy Sundays?

Guy 2- No why?

Guy3- Just wondering

by GinormousSquirellProductions November 8, 2009

Hot Beef Sundae

While one is defecating they jack off and ejaculate down into the toilet on top of their steaming pile of diarrhea.
(note: Can also be performed on someone's body)

I was bored while taking a shit today so I went ahead and gave that toilet the biggest hot beef sundae ever.

by SCHTEIN April 15, 2009

eight ways to sunday

Saying something is certain; beyond questioning

Those guys suck at basketball. Yeah we'll beat them Eight ways to sunday

by White_castle_wednesday November 18, 2006